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Please, Do Not Assume I Am A Kid Rock Fan

Please shoot me.

Damion, your theme song is Cowboy!
Whoa, big fella. There’s a swagger to your walk and you haven’t even hit the play button yet. Whether it’s in your car, on your walkman or cranked to 11 on your home system, Kid Rock’s “Cowboy” gets your giddyup going. Before a big game or a big date, Kid Rock reminds you that you’re a force to be reckoned with. You usually wear your attitude on your sleeve, but Cowboy makes it feel branded on your bicep. Part bullet-proof vest, part Teflon jacket, when the first few guitar licks of “Cowboy” hit your ear drums, pretty much all your troubles roll right off your back. The simple, driving beat puts a defiant smile on your face and a hitch in your step every time.

Apparently, I woke up angry this morning.


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